Jun 16, 2006

Beisbol es Bueno

My top ten players in baseball history (by position):

C: Catchy Von Complainferstrikes
1B: Stretchy "Stretch" Groverton
2B: Dominguez Castraonomo
SS: Eddie Van Hagar
3B: Hothands Catchemthrowum
LF: Charley McGrabsemall
CF: Fasty "Hot Lips" Fasterdude
RF: Slippy "Dark Man Sweden" Homerunathonsson
SP: Patrick "P-Nasty/Patches" Winn
RP: "Tug" Mcgraw

I mean, I know they were all in the "Steroid Era," but think about it: if there were a magic drug that make yr penis grow when you were old, wouldn't you take it? Yeah-- you would. Cheater.

Maybe Ozzie Smith shoulda gotten in there somewhere, but Van Hagar has a special place in my heart.

PA NA MA! PA NA MA HA!

Sweet song, broseph. Sweet song.

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