It's the two day anniversary since anyone visited the site that wasn't me! Since no one is reading this, the following people are gay:
Johnny John John Johnathan Johnboy Johnny Jon Joan Shabadoo
Van Hagar (c'mon, have you heard the song Panama? Utter poppycock.)
Arousal von Pooperlick
That on character in M*A*S*H who wore all those dresses-- Klinger.
Chris "Burnsides" Burney
Everyone named Sunny, Heath or Schuyler
So, there you have it: a compendium of homos. I will now begin destroying these queers with malice from the bottom of the list up to the top. This is gonna take a while, but it'll hurt me alot more than it'll hurt me.