Oct 23, 2006
It's manic and administrative...
It's undeniably insane...
It's the FIRST ANNUAL TOMMY LEE JONES BENEFIT BALL (Event location and comfirmed date TBA)
Special guests include: Jim Jones, Jazze Pha, and Bill "The Thrill" O'Reilly.
An interview with Mr. Jim Jones was set-up, and held today over the phone. Perhaps this unexpurgated convo will pump you up for the event.
Jim Jones: Huh?
IC: Yo, this is Insigniatic Cancer Blog. I'd love to talk to you about the Tommy Lee Jones Benefit for a minuite.
IC: Insigniatic Cancer. I'm putting on a benefit to rescue Tommy Lee Jones from a warship that may or may not be spraypainted.
JJ: Unnngh. Hol'up, man.
JJ: Yo, who the fuck is insence camper? I don't know no Tommy Lee, man. Is that that n***a from Metallica?
IC: That's whassup, son.
JJ: Yeah. Aight. I'ma holla at'choo.
All in all, I think this may be the hottest shit since Jay Z decided to come back from retirement to create rap, er, beer commercials. Outstanding.
In other news: I AM COMPLETELY POINTLESS WHAT AM I DOING HOLY CHRIST?.
Submitted Posthumously by Jeff Laughlin at 10:46 PM