Nov 30, 2006

Regretfully,

The following cutbacks/layoffs have been made possible by your friendly Ford dealer:

Burnsides T. McShitcock
Post-surgical Photosynthetic Lemon Lobster
Slaughtermonkey
Jamal Magloire
Optical Messiah Pigeon
Postimpressionist Meatball Wound
Laughterchicken
Whodis Von Wherezitsat
Funerals
That dude in a weird jacket that talks exclusively about his dad's album collection by the water cooler.
Pornbuddy Mastication Hole

Please check on your severance package near the exit. We are now ahead of layoff schedule. Thank Christ.

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