Mar 27, 2007

A man of letters; other things.


Dear Smash J. Bird,

Please cease and desist all contact with Vitmain Water and Glaceau products. YOU WILL NOT GET FREE THINGS. We would not, however, mind if you made your own smashbird heart Vitamin Water T-Shirts, as long as you spell out the name of the product. Otherwise you look like a bitch car enthusiast.

Sincerely,
Stop it.


Thing is, all I wanted was an autograph from ENERGY. That's all.

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