Fifteen/Seventeen year-old boy (to a bunch of girls walking by): Yo, you know this dude? You need this dude.
Girl: Uh, no thanks.
Me: Lemme tell you something. Snakes are fucking crazy.
Me: If you aren't scared of snakes, you're living in a dream world. Those things are EVERYWHERE.
Girl: What the fuck are you talking about? You're crazy.
Me: Not as crazy as snakes. Those things are, fuck, man.
Girl walks away quickly.
Fifteen/Seventeen year-old boy: Damn, man., You're fucking cool as shit.
Me: I got snakes in my mouth right now. I need water. Is this Greenpoint?
Fifteen/Seventeen year-old boy: Yo. This is my man right here.