Sep 22, 2007
Me: *vomits onto street.
Bouncer: Hey, buddy, you alright?
Me: Yeah, I'm cool.
Bouncer: You sure?
Me: Yeah... It's good.
Bouncer: You need to go home?
Me: Nah, I just vomited is all. I got this.
Roommate: Wanna go to another bar?
Me: Yeah. Then pizza.
Then I do shots, get pizza, leave my bag in a cab and we'rrrrrrrrrrre CLEAR.
Earlier in the night:
Randy: So, what are we doing tomorrow?
Me: You wanna stomp this fucking dude out in the corner over there?
Randy: Yeah, but what about tomorrow?
Me: Let's listen to Wu-Tang ALL DAY.
Randy: Oh shit. *shows me a pre-made Wu mix on his ipod. I'm already prepared for this.
Me: YES (in terrible Marv Albert voice).
Randy: We should get some WINGS.
ME: YES (in terrible Marv Albert voice). This is gonna be awesome.
Happy Birthday to me.
Paul: You wanna join my really gay record label?
Me: So So Gay?